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Am I a curmudgeon?
I have listened to the above song more than anything in iTunes.  400 times a week or more (3 times through, 2 times per hour, for 10 hours a day, 6 days a week).  That is too much.  
To be fair, I live across from a playground that is always full of our future obese — but nonetheless, they need to stop the jingle (it’s the law!) when they park at a curb.
Like I told the driver, I have a “soft” spot for ice cream trucks.  They are awesome.  But as a resident of the street, the song is just plain torture at the frequency at which I am forced to listen to it.
I tried calling Mister Softee, but their voicemail box was full.  So tonight I filed a complaint with 311.  Hopefully those kids from Omaha at least write a song about it.
And now they face a $350 fine.  That’s a lot of ice cream cones.
If you’d like to follow the complaint as it makes it’s way through the system:
Complaint #185020061
www.nyc.gov/311

sign you are old: you threaten legal action against the ice cream man

jokesfortalkshows:

Am I a curmudgeon?

I have listened to the above song more than anything in iTunes.  400 times a week or more (3 times through, 2 times per hour, for 10 hours a day, 6 days a week).  That is too much.  

To be fair, I live across from a playground that is always full of our future obese — but nonetheless, they need to stop the jingle (it’s the law!) when they park at a curb.

Like I told the driver, I have a “soft” spot for ice cream trucks.  They are awesome.  But as a resident of the street, the song is just plain torture at the frequency at which I am forced to listen to it.

I tried calling Mister Softee, but their voicemail box was full.  So tonight I filed a complaint with 311.  Hopefully those kids from Omaha at least write a song about it.

And now they face a $350 fine.  That’s a lot of ice cream cones.

If you’d like to follow the complaint as it makes it’s way through the system:

Complaint #185020061

www.nyc.gov/311

sign you are old: you threaten legal action against the ice cream man